Kong: Skull Island.

Guysssss. I just made the saddest connection. I got a flat tire on my way to class (sitting here now) and realized why. There was a knife that punctured a hole and I realized it’s the result of my reckless …

The Lego Batman Movie.

Danananananana. BATMAN! The Lego Batman Movie!! Advanced screening. The homie texted my line on Thursday and asked if I was down Saturday morning. I was like… fuck yes lmao. He the real plug. We had to be at Regal LA …

A Dog’s Purpose.

A Dog’s Purpose. I had to see this. Literally haha. I don’t have a dog but I know for a fact it’s the missing piece in my life. Shout out to my real ones who rolled tn. It was 8 …

The Bye Bye Man.

Oh my gahhhhhh. Lmao. This movie was fun. Literally, entertained me haha. Scary movies ftw. I always get dumb scared before, after, and during, and wonder why I put myself through it. This wasn’t that bad, although I did jump …

Hidden Figures.

Hidden Figures. NOT Hidden Fences, although that shit was honestly hilarious to me. If you guys live under a rock, this white correspondent at The Golden Globes was interviewing Pharrell, who produced Hidden Figures, and completely butchered the movie title. Fences …

Fences.

I fucking loved this movie. Oh, the irony in this photo. Once you see it, you’ll understand why. Fences at Regal L.A. Live at 10:15pm. It’s a 2 hour 13 minute movie, so you have to commit. It was bomb though. …

Sleepless.

Sleepless movie premiere at Regal L.A. Live downtown! Yassss. Not only do we get to see the movie ahead of time, but we got to go for the free. Halla. It actually made me wonder if anyone could purchase tickets, …

Lil Uzi Vert.

I literally have been eyeing this show since it was announced haha. Sad times though, it was supposed to be Lil Uzi Vert and Kodak Black headlining, but Kodak in jail. AGAIN. He a fool haha. But honestly it was …

MIGOS.

Migos Migos Migos Migos. How I love and hate these fools at the same damn time. Jk haha all love. But I am well aware their music has no soul haha. Ignant af. Been a fan since day one tho. Def that turn up shit that somehow gets you hyped for work at 8am haha.

This was their Dab Tour, or Dab Fest, whatever you wanna call it. Dabbing was def involved lmao. I realized tn their music is literally perfect for that damn move. Their “Dab” song legit had the crowd turnt haha. No one was in sync tho. You ever realize that haha. Everyone dabs whenever they feels. It works tho haha.

I been knowing about this show, sadly. Spent the week trynta decide if I should go. I had legit a week from hell so I decided it would only do me good. I hit up my hg who I actually saw Migos last with lmao. At OHM in Hollywood. That was a club appearance so it don’t count haha. Plus Offset was still in jail ahaha. We wanted our money back.

Her roomie from Texas was d. I was excited haha but then again I always am. It was at NOVO in downtown LA, the old Club Nokia. One of my fav venues. The lady in the elevator told us it meant “a new beginning” in Latin. That could make for a cute tattoo lmao. But yeah I missed Lil Yachty and Rich The Kid. Tear. It’s okay. I’ll catch them another time haha.

We started up top at the balcony bc I knew it was a dope ass view. But then we made our way downstairs and it was way more poppin. Okay but honestly it was like 99% dudes. We were the minority haha. It was fun af tho. They legit have so many tracks that pop off. They didn’t play Versace or Bando tho, me sad. Fight Night had us on a good one tho. Hg said this LA show was weak compared to Houston. That’s sad to me haha. I agree the crowd was kinda weak tho. Hella youngins.

I loved Offset’s outfit in the camo overalls haha. Quavo was cool. And then we couldn’t remember the 3rd dude’s name LMAO. I had to text my homeboy from home and he told me: Takeoff. I started cracking up. 0. They had on Yeezy’s and the Yeezy boots. Just stop haha.

Fuck I really don’t wanna work tomorrow.

I literally was on campus from 7:40am to 4pm today. Long, long day. But good. Omg I went to the Genius Bar and they did a factory reset and I lost EVERYTHING. AND MY PHONE’S STILL FUCKED. I’m hot.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: This song knocks. Hope to catch Lil Yachty soon.

Ja Rule and Ashanti.

MURRRDDDDAAAAA. That’s all I wanted to scream when I found out about this show haha. Ja Rule and Ashanti?! Um, yes please. Who wouldn’t wanna go to this?? That’s like the OG shit, the throwbacks, the classics. They had an 8pm show at Club Nokia that sold out hella quick. Then my homeboy alerted me they added a late show, 11pm. I legit called my hg and we copped hella tix haha. We were so d.

Both shows were sold out. Seriously good for them haha. That’s so lit. Tickets were going for like $150 and up on Stubhub for our show. So nuts. But man this show was SUCH a damn mish haha. First of all… 11pm is kinda late as it is. I got church in the morning haha.

So my bro and his best friend decided to roll. I was so excited haha. My hg had an extra ticket for my bro so he was able to get it for face value. They wanted to meet at the venue. I NEVER show up to shows early, but I figure it can’t go too late… right? WRONG. I legit pulled up a little before 11pm and I saw the longest line known to mankind.

I legit feel bad for the peeps who got there mad early… cause it was a cold ass night in LA mayne. Legit the previous show hadn’t gotten out til like 11:15pm. I was sad cause LA Live parking was closed. That was my go-to haha. I had to park hella far and I wore heels. Regrets af. I found a 10 dollar lot tho. So that was good haha. And I was able to see a little more of the stage being a little taller lmao. I met my bros in line that literally wrapped around LA Live. We didn’t move until like 12:30am!!!! NO CHILL. Fr. I wanna file a complaint to Club Nokia. That was not the business. Like in all honesty haha. They gotta work on that system.

My hg and her crew pulled up and cut with us. Lucky bitches haha. The crowd was so mixed. There were far too many couples mackin on each other. HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY. ha. I ran into a couple homies there. It was lit. Super crowded. I feel like a lotta people were fucked up haha.

Shoutout to me and my terrible photo taking skills. Fr I suck at my iPhone haha. Straight up had to get taught how to drop a pin tn… smh. But yeah, when Ashanti FINALLY came on. She was so damn lit. Legit like for 35 years old, she looking bomb af. And she has SO MANY HITS. So many classics. Like fr she’s a winner haha. I feel like she got successful enough to just retire early haha.

Did you guys know her single “Foolish” set the Guinness World Record for something, I forget haha. But it did really well. So honestly… she was like too lit haha. She talked a LOT. It was like an actual planned show… like she had some parts that were def rehearsed for us. It got deep too. And very sexual. Idk. I think everyone was just so restless it was fucking 2 am haha.

Ja Rule came out and has just as many hits as Ashanti. I almost didn’t make it, I swear. I was able to scream MURRRDDDAA so I’m content. It was a rough night fr, they didn’t end til like 3am. Never signing up for a late show again haha. But I encourage anybody if they get the chance, def see them live. They’re amazing.

Happy Single Awareness Day loves.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: My hg loves this song lmao.