Hi guys. Happy Sunday. Today I made a conscious decision to take care of myself, and canceled the 2 events I had for the evening. I wanted to see Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie with my brother, so that’s what … Continue reading
You guyyyyssss. Beauty and the Beast was so good!! So pretty, so funny, so perfect. This post is going to be quick cause I got moves to make lmao. Me and my girl hit the 9pm showing at The Grove. Shout out to her for reminding me this movie was out. I feel like it was so hyped up for the longest time, and it’s finally here.
This next part had me dying lmao. I literally snuck in. Usually I have an intention to, but tonight, I swear, I had none. I strolled in (late per usual), and I notice no one was really paying attention. I literally walked right in. The ticket guy was just ripping tickets robotically. My cover was going to be I was looking for the parking validation machine. I mean, no one even noticed I walked over the ropes. I was dying inside. DYING. I just saved $15.50. That means a lot to me man lmao.
I meet my girl inside, and find her in one of the side rows. This theater was ginormous. And packed to the brim. Like I said, the hype is real. Funny thing is we came from the same spot lmao. Rotana was playing at Hotel Cafe and I had a plus one. If you guys get a chance, look her up. She was phenomenal. Her voice blew us away. I fell in love. Her personality was the best part.
Okay. I honestly don’t remember this Disney cartoon whatsoever lmao. But this was our childhood… brought to life! Definitely unnecessary to provide the (IMDB) plot, but here it is:
An adaptation of the Disney fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love.
Emma Watson is perfect. The film is part musical, so be prepared for that. I don’t see any guys going to see this unless a girl makes them tbh lmao. But you a real one if you are a dude that goes with all dudes lmao. The picture is so great in this film. It also comes in 3D, but who’s paying for that lmao. Also, it’s over two hours long. So be prepared for that.
Solid though. Go see it to be happy.
TRACK OF THE DAY: Saw Little Simz recently, and fell in love with her song “Wings.” She’s from the UK. Fire.
Danananananana. BATMAN! The Lego Batman Movie!! Advanced screening. The homie texted my line on Thursday and asked if I was down Saturday morning. I was like… fuck yes lmao. He the real plug. We had to be at Regal LA … Continue reading
Cuteness alert. x a million. This movie was fucking adorable. Sing at The Grove at 7:30pm. Yes, it’s a cartoon. Yes, cartoons are lit. Seriously. Most of the time, they’re better than the real life flicks. The ratings don’t lie. This … Continue reading
Moana! I kept butchering the name. Literally calling it “Mona” lmao. I really honestly still can’t get it right. My homegirl who’s Hawaiian was like wtf Shirley. I love it haha. Seeing this movie with her was everything. I encourage all Hawaiians to go haha as well as all Disney lovers. Nothing hits the spot like Disney does. They are the shit.
I have successfully watched 4 movies in 4 days, every day I was home. Go me. Lmao. Luckily, the total would have been the price of 2 movies in LA. So def justifying it that way. The hype for this film was real, and it’s a cartoon! Like what haha. We were scoping out tickets for Century Cinema 16, which is the super luxurious theater in Mountain View with reclining theaters. Like literally, so comfortable, I had to shut my eyes for a sec…. and those 3D shades…
We had to get seats for the 12:35pm 3D showing the day prior, almost certain it would have been sold out if we waited. That’s nuts. All the times after that were pretty much all gone. Matinee ftw tho. My bro’s roomie was raving about how amazing 3D was, so I’m glad it happened. Shout out to the homies we rolled with! They are the shit ❤ I love my bay friends. So chill and down for the cause, always.
Plot: In Ancient Polynesia, when a terrible curse incurred by Maui reaches an impetuous Chieftain’s daughter’s island, she answers the Ocean’s call to seek out the demigod to set things right.
You know plots don’t matter for Disney movies though haha. They’re just a grand ole time. This movie reminded me a lot of Frozen, especially with the musical vibes. The song in the movie could definitely me the next “Let It Go.” That or Pocahontas haha. The girl in it is beautiful.
To start off, the short film in the beginning of all these movies are always to die for. So adorable. I love them. They are completely irrelevant to the main movie, which I’m sure confuses a lot of people, as it did me my first time. Man, these seats were way too comfy haha and I was in a hoodie and sweats so I was legit about to snooze. Homeboy next to me did for sure. And homeboy next to him was seeing this for the second time. I love it.
One of the highlights of the movie was my girl’s girl’s son coming to sit in between us. He’s 3. Literally, adorable. It made me want a kid haha I never ever want kids. He was eating popcorn and one piece fit inside his whole palm. Gush. I kept wondering if they knew what was happening in the movie. I don’t think they do haha. The visuals were actually scary at times. Like if I was a kid, I’d be like whoa.
Got out of the movie and it was raining. I hate rain. But I love it at the same time. Maybe I just hate driving in it haha. It’s scary in the minivan.
TRACK OF THE DAY: Dom Kennedy & Hit-Boy ayyyyy. Hate the video, love the track. Dom for life.
Wow. Just wow. I’m actually kinda speechless. This was the most epic movie experience I’ve ever had. And I’m not just saying that. 4D was life changing.
First of all, hi guys. I haven’t written here in so long because I’ve had 0 time for movies. I was looking forward to this so much. All I knew was that Doctor Strange was the new Marvel movie coming out and the hype was real. Marvel anything I think is a win. Especially this one.
Now let’s talk about this 4D though. It’s exactly what it sounds like… 3D on crack. Lmao. Seriously though. I think only a few select theaters have it. It’s bound to blow though. The moment we sat down we felt like we were in a theme park. Like Honey I Shrunk The Kids at Disneyland… THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
Oh shit: “Regal L.A. LIVE is now home to the first 4DX theater in the United States! Experience the biggest blockbusters like never before with 4DX technology! The 4DX auditorium features motion seats and special effects including wind, fog, mist/rain, scents and more that perfectly synch to the on-screen action.”
We came during the worst time though. Our movie was at 10:30pm aka right when the basketball game got out at Staples. I don’t want to talk about that game. (Warriors ate shit to The Lakers). It was bad. And we were stuck in the standstill traffic.
But we made it. I love this movie theater, but it takes a lot more effort, aka effort parking. I gptta get used to this being my go-to theater. OH YEAH SHIT I just moved downtown haha holy fuck. I’m not fully settled yet so I can’t celebrate yet, but it’s fucking surreal. Downtown LA man.
Rolled with my hg and my bros and their roomie. Poor guy had to sit alone cause he got tickets late but yo, even if you’re solo, this movie is a blast. We were fortunate enough to have our own 4 seats by ourselves so we could giggle and chit chat. I brought my vape pen and the smoke blended right in with the smoke fog machine going off in front of us. So perfect lmao.
The chair moved in sync with the action in the movie. Even when there was fire on the screen, IT SMELLED LIKE FIRE. There’s a button that says Water On or Water Off. I turned that shit off. I hate getting wet lmao. Advice though: bring a jacket. It gets chilly with the fog and especially when they were in a blizzard. Brrrrrr. You’re in the movie with them.
There was literally so many scenes that had such fucking great picture and graphics that alone is worthy of 90% ratings. This movie is 2 hours long but it doesn’t feel like it. We wanted it to keep going. But I guess we were also in 4D haha. Me and my bro been trying to hit this since it opened at Regal downtown. I just remembered they were playing Don’t Breathe. Holy fuck, I would die.
Overall it was a really fun experience. A great night out. I encourage everyone to try it at least once. It’s going to be pricey ($28), but keep in mind, it’s for the experience.
Oh, stay for the scene after the credits. It comes on fairly quick/
Thought about talking about my life but I’m over hearing myself. Goodbye.
TRACK OF THE DAY: That new new.
Wow. This movie was fucking adorable. Literally exactly what I needed. It was literally so cute haha I love cartoons. I recommend anyone who knows a child to take them. Or hit up a homie haha. It had such a great message at the end that was so relevant to today’s society. Cough cough racism. Definitely didn’t expect that.
Shout out to my homeboy who drove an hour in traffic to meet me at The Grove at 7:45pm. I was coming from downtown so mad traffic too. Los Angeles, you’re killing me. But I was super happy to hang out with him. He’s an old friend I haven’t seen in a minute. We posted in the back so we could chit chat lmao. He’s a fucking nurse in the ER. So much respect for his work man. I wouldn’t last a second.
Anyways. I was super down today bc I gave up my Bad Boy Family Reunion ticket haha. Press passes were super limited so they only gave one ticket per media outlet. Put it in my planner months ago when the tour was announced haha but oh whale. Gave it to our social media girl who she deserves it. One hunnid.
Back to the movie. First of all, had no idea storks were birds haha. My friend had to educate me. Maybe I did but forgot idk. Was literally saying “storkes” all fucking day lmao. -___- Here’s the plot:
Storks have moved on from delivering babies to packages. But when an order for a baby appears, the best delivery stork must scramble to fix the error by delivering the baby.
It was adorable. If I haven’t said that already. Less than an hour and a half too. Go go go.
I hate coming home and having to do laundry. Worst feeling ever haha. So much on my to-do list. I would like to say, I’m being super reflective. I’m analyzing what’s happening in my life and asking “why God?” Defending myself claiming I’m a good person, so why are bad things happening to me?
And I just realized I’m asking the completely wrong question. God got me. K bye.
TRACK OF THE DAY: My girl just texted me she wanted a crane tattoo and she was bumping this lmao. Solange ftw.
You guys. I’m so fucking irritated rn. Like I’m gonna cry haha. Dramatic, but I’m serious. So I haven’t fully moved in. Yes since July smh. But it’s legit just this last pile of jewelry that I’ve been meaning to go through to see if I can get rid of them. I legit don’t wear ANY of the jewelry I’ve hoarded throughout my 10 years of being a shopaholic. It’s so fucking sad. They’re nice too. And they’ve just collected dust the entire time.
But anyways. I legit spent an hour before the movie untangling these necklaces. They were all hanging on a hanger and the movers just fucking wrapped paper around it and taped it and threw it in the box. I guess what else are they gonna do but damn they fucked me over haha so frustrated. Not only did I waste an hour of my precious Saturday earlier, but now there are these 3 necklaces left that are SO fucking tangled that I can’t get. Like, not just one string necklaces too, multiple. Layers. I would legit pay someone to untangle these rn. No joke. I’m so sad haha.
ANYWAYSSSSSSS. Today was a fail lmao. I really cannot be smoking during the day unless I’m on vacation because I get NOTHING done. It was fun, but then you realize how much you failed and you’re just like damn haha. Like I was so on schedule with my laundry, and I went back to go switch it… come to find I never pressed start. WTF is that shit haha. Okay. Let’s talk about Kubo haha.
First of all, this movie got motherfucking 96% haha like WHAT. And it’s not even Disney. Idk what it is, but it’s lit haha. I was so mad cause my boss saw it with The Game and his daughter lmao like TFTI bro. Jk. Kinda. It was at my theater too haha AMC Century 15, which I hit tn.
I legit can’t get the name right lmao I have to keep referencing. Like I said Kabo earlier. Smh.
7pm showing. I thought it would be way crowded but it was like the opposite haha. The theater itself was actually crowded, but the movies not so much. We luckily copped three seats in the middle. I asked my two hgs to come. I love when my friends are d for movies haha <3. Shout out to them for coming.
Here’s the IMDB plot: A young boy named Kubo must locate a magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to defeat a vengeful spirit from the past.
This is as simple as it gets bc that shit was HARD to understand. Fr, how do little kids follow this haha. Idk. I was also HELLA tired and distracted when I first sat down haha it hit me out of the blue. My hg actually turned to ask me a question and I had my eyes closed lmao I was like SHIT. But yeah, the story is a bit confusing. Also, just found out this was PG which is good bc there was def some violence haha. I was like there’s no way this is G.
Anyways. It was really cute haha and entertaining. Kubo is Asian too, shout out to my people lmao. It’s like an hour 40 minutes. Not bad at all. Idk. I don’t really see the appeal to little kids but my hg said they’re like a new generation haha and dif way of thinking. Makes sense. This goes back to my phobia of getting old haha. Speaking of…
Earlier today, we all hit our team member’s baby shower. I never know what to call him. I don’t like saying co-worker cause that’s too professional, team member just sounds off. Idk. Homie fits but I know him from work. Lmao who cares, moving on…
We were sitting at the table, my hg and her bf. My fav couple I love them haha. But yeah I straight up was going off about how I don’t want to live past 30 SMH haha. First of all, I pulled up dumb lit lmao. It was like at a church in Inglewood, and it was lit. Like decorations, party favors, food, setup, games, everything. I was like so in shock for some reason. It was my first baby shower and the reality of like grown up shit always trips me out. More than it should tbh.
Like my girl’s bridal party I recently hit was a trip. And then this. Too much. Honestly though, they’re so fucking cute haha. I’ve never met his fiance, and was super excited to. This dude (the baby’s father) is legit one of my fav people. Genuinely just so fucking lovable. I love those people man. So far from this, but I hope I can impact people in a positive way like this. It’s so great.
Guys I won the raffle! And I don’t win ANYTHING haha. It was a movie which I ended up giving away lmao bc I honestly would do nothing with it. Just excited I won something haha. I brought diapers to enter that damn raffle. It was so awkward copping them at the grocery store haha.
I’m so scattered rn haha but yeah anyways. I need to get my life together. Real. Talk.
Sorry for rambling. Muah.
TRACK OF THE DAY: Dom Kennedy dropped this last night and I about had a heart attack lmao. Love.
Ridiculous lmao. Absolutely speechless. Like wtf just happened haha. I thought this was a kids movie. Soooooo wrong haha. I legit had to check the rating of this movie like 5 min in. Yup Rated R. The dude next to me who was seriously an older man seeing it solo dolo, shout out to him, I saw him reach in his pocket to check the rating too lmao like 10 min after me.
But I guess what do you expect from Seth Rogen. Homeboy is lit af haha, literally. It was a cartoon, so in my mind, how bad could it be. Man. This was like sooooo explicit haha like crossing the boundary into porn. JK. Not really. I’m just awkward when it comes to sex in public lmao. This shit was fucking sexual man.
And perverted. Yet somehow genius. Haha honestly it was super fucking creative and well-made. To me at least haha. So much attention to detail and the jokes were extremely clever. I hate to say I recommend it bc homie hated it lmao. It made me sad. I didn’t LOVE it. But thought it was very different and interesting. Entertaining to say the least.
The IMDB plot gave you nothing, so here’s Wiki: Life is good for all the food items that occupy the shelves at the local supermarket. Frank (Seth Rogen) the sausage, Brenda (Kristen Wiig) the hot dog bun, Teresa Taco and Sammy Bagel Jr. (Edward Norton) can’t wait to go home with a happy customer. Soon, their world comes crashing down as poor Frank learns the horrifying truth that he will eventually become a meal. After warning his pals about their similar fate, the panicked perishables devise a plan to escape from their human enemies.
It’s literally the from the perspective of all the groceries in the store lmao. The whole time, I was trying to understand the life message. I think it’s just, this world is a fucked up place haha. Which Seth actually says verbatim in the film.
Shouts out to my best fran for coming though haha. I missed him so much. We met up at AMC Mercado 20 in Santa Clara, which is old stomping grounds. Hella used to hit that plaza up for lunch during King’s Academy days. Now there’s a Krispy Kreme. It’s lit fam. We hit the 9:20pm showing. Smh I moved the time up for my hg who bailed haha. I had hella returns at the mall I had to do.
Valley Fair is so lit man. They got ping pong tables just chillin. Like WHAT haha. But they also changed so much shit I couldn’t find anything.
I only got to one store. Victoria’s Secret was legit the spot to be. Literally the line for the cash register was out the door. Tf. It went by fairly quick though. The cashier lady was giving me SO much shit for returning without a receipt. I was like bruh, what’s it to you? Anyways, that was the only spot I could hit bc I had to dip.
We got lit. It was lit. Which is why I’m sad he didn’t like it lmao. But I soooo get it. The movie was honestly ridiculous haha. So much sex man haha. Just prepare yourself if you’re gonna go. And def blaze it. I was supposed to see it with my bro bro so I’m glad I dodged that bullet lmao.
I worked all day and then went to my dad’s person for one of those painful Asian massages. I wouldn’t even call it a massage haha just pain. Felt so sick at one point from not sleeping. I haven’t pulled an all-nighter in so long. Was so much more stronger in HS haha getting weaker as I get older. HALP.
TRACK OF THE DAY: SremmLife 2 dropped. These boys are NUTS.
So fucking adorable!! Real talk though, this movie was everything. And now I hella want/need a pet. Like stat. I’ve actually always wanted to get a bunny and name it Hip Hop (adorable right). But my hg had a bunny and said it was smelly af and shit too much. I can’t haha.
Was always told I can’t take care of a pet until I take care of myself. I think that still stands smh haha. And my best from home is literally animal cray and yeah I live vicariously through her animals haha. She has to see this movie, it’s too fucking cute.
It has hella famous heads playing the voices on these guys. My girl actually got us tickets to see Louie CK next week, and he played the main dog. Pretty dope haha I didn’t know who he was. A super famous comedian FYI. Also Kevin Hart plays the bunny and I die. My fav. It was literally him in a bunny character haha. Also there was an animal who I swear was the same voice as the main character in the Rugrats. Squad.
Plot from IMDB: A terrier named Max regularly invites his friends to hang out at his place while his owner is gone, but his quiet life is upended when said owner also takes in Duke, a stray mutt whom Max instantly dislikes.
This takes place in New Yawk. Obsessed. Which reminds me… when I was in Europe. Estelle’s “American Boy” played on the radio in the taxi and the guy goes “hot new single.” FR haha.
Okay the movie- we pretty much get the perspective from the animals and how they view their owners. It’s so cute. It’s short, only an hour and half. I almost fell asleep in the end though 😦 so beat. The theater was PACKED. All ages too. I think this movie is PG, but it could definitely have been G. It was opening night, and the hype is real.
I met my 2 hgs at AMC Century City 15 at 8:30pm. Moviepass ftw. Missed using that shit while I was away haha. Also had $15 dollars rewards on my bro bro’s AMC Stubs account, so I hooked up my girl. Sorry bro. We all loved the movie though, supes cute. My other girl went to a garden to pick vegetables today in Simi Valley. I was like wow I would love that. Idk why, I love random shit like that haha.
Anywho, work was busy today. Or at least it felt like it. I had to get another rental before I went in :(. So fucking sad. Legit second guessed myself AGAIN getting insurance. I did it. I’m in the smallest most ghetto Fiat ever. I legit had to get gas and didn’t know how to open the little door. I called my best bc I panicked lmao but ended up asking a stranger. You manually open it.
SO RIDIC. Anywho. Eating this Greek salad rn and I legit hate olives. Like they’re so gross. Why. Also, ScHoolboy Q’s Blank Face LP dropped and I want it. In my iTunes.
One love. ❤
TRACK OF THE DAY: So mainstream, sorry about it.