Kong: Skull Island.

Guysssss. I just made the saddest connection. I got a flat tire on my way to class (sitting here now) and realized why. There was a knife that punctured a hole and I realized it’s the result of my reckless … Continue reading

The Great Wall.

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Man, my life is brazy lmao. Somehow, some way, I force myself to hang out with my rents the one weekend they visit lalaland. This is gonna be a short piece on how terrible The Great Wall was lmao. That’s right, you prolly haven’t even heard of it.

Or maybe you have. You’ve for sure heard of the main actor: Matt Damon. Smh. Why. First of all, it’s sci-fi. Ya girl hates sci-fi haha. Fantasy, they call it. My rents were visiting staying at the bougie ass J.W Marriot downtown, in my hood lmao. It’s connected to the Ritz Carlton, so of course I’ma ride off that. I’m fucking obsessed with that Plies track man lmao.

First of all, I was coming from Long Beach with a full face of makeup. I hated it lmao I felt gross af. Idk how people do it. Wait, I didn’t hate how it looked. The makeup artist did a fabulous job. It just was scary looking in the mirror lmao. I just didn’t want to be in public. And I was cold so I grabbed my usual hoodie, sweats, and Uggs.

The movie was at 7:15pm, but I walk in 15 min late bc I got in a fight with my brother lmao. You suck, bro. I needed the simplest fucking favor and he wouldn’t do it. I was about to raise hell. We def chose this movie bc it was the only one out I haven’t seen, plus my rents are Chinese.

IMDB Plot: European mercenaries searching for black powder become embroiled in the defense of the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures.

Wtf right lmao. Idk. It was cool for them bc there was a famous Chinese director and actress, but wtf. The picture was terrible. Green screen status. I literally can’t understand how major films think that’s okay. Like they could have done it the right way… idk. I get so turned off when a film has shitty or cheesy picture. It’s just an hour 45 minutes of action. And Matt Damon does not look like himself at all.

I think there was controversy on Matt being white and playing the role he did, but I’m not even gonna bother finding out lmao. As long as my rents enjoyed it, I’m happy.

My bro ran into Paul Gasol twice inside the hotel. You bet I’m jeal lmao. I also saw The Money Team in the building dressed super nice, and wanted to know the event lmao. Btw, this spot is fucking rich af. The valet is $45, even if you’re a guest of the hotel. WTF. Bye.

The club lounge is beyond cracking though. Unlimited food, drinks, wifi, VIEWS. I’m def coming back tmrw to work. Gotta take advantage. Fr tho. My day started with 4 hours of sleep (worse bc I took sleeping pills). I almost dozed off driving to LBC… it was worth it though. I fucking love doing dope shit, especially with the homies.

Vague enough? Okay. I got shit to do. Muah.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: Here you go.

Get Out.

Ahhhhh. Fuck. I finally met Uncle Snoop tonight. And it was beyond chill lmao. Everyone was taking photos with him and I legit just wanted to meet him, but eventually was next to him so long I figured why not lmao. We … Continue reading

John Wick 2.

Hey guys. I just had a mental breakdown. Literally. So what do I do when I have a breakdown? Write about everything EXCEPT what I’m going through lmao. I can’t thank my girl for picking up my phone call earlier. … Continue reading

Fist Fight.

Holy shit. Everyone has to see this movie!! It was straight comedy. I don’t think a single person who sits though it can deny it wasn’t anything short of hilarious. At least in our theater anyways. I was lucky enough … Continue reading

Sleight.

Man. I’m writing this bc I’m emo af. Plus I saw a movie last night, so perfect. This was a super advanced screening of Sleight, which hits theaters in April. Damn. That’s way in advance lmao. It was about a … Continue reading

Rings.

Smh lmao. Rings. We had high expectations cause the first Rings movie was bomb. Scary af. This was not lmao. It was more just pure entertainment. 9:30pm showing at Regal LA Live for half-off 8 dollar Tuesdays. Halla. Shout out to my … Continue reading

The Founder.

After a crazy fucking day/week, always unwind with a movie. This was actually my bro’s suggestion for once. He didn’t wanna see Rings lmao. So, sadly, the Flixster app fucked us over. It said the movie was playing at Arclight … Continue reading

The Lego Batman Movie.

Danananananana. BATMAN! The Lego Batman Movie!! Advanced screening. The homie texted my line on Thursday and asked if I was down Saturday morning. I was like… fuck yes lmao. He the real plug. We had to be at Regal LA … Continue reading

A Dog’s Purpose.

A Dog’s Purpose. I had to see this. Literally haha. I don’t have a dog but I know for a fact it’s the missing piece in my life. Shout out to my real ones who rolled tn. It was 8 … Continue reading