Life.

Life. Literally, life lmao. Me and my girl literally had to see this for our bae, Jake Gyllenhaal, who’s last name I can never spell lmao. We love him. He’s a cutie. We hit the 9:30pm showing in Whittier. This movie theater … Continue reading

Saban’s Power Rangers.

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You guys! Power Rangers was so cute lmao. I needed this on a Monday. Shout out to my homegirl d for the cause. We hit the 7:30pm at Arclight Hollywood, the most expensive movie theater in Los Angeles lmao. Halla.

My bro was supposed to come, but he’s a chicken lmao. He knows why. I stopped by his work beforehand cause it’s down the street. I love Stylehaul lmao their office is so lit. It’s right there on Sunset and Vine. Shout out to @goodgirlpr for sending me the most glorious pair of jeans. I had to support and post a photo in good lighting. So that brought to my bro’s office building lmao. Best believe I raided their snack pantry.

You guys. Power Rangers! Childhood. Per Twitter, I saw someone say this was 22 years later. Holy shit, I’m old af. That makes me so fucking sad. That means I was 4. Smh.

IMDB plot: A group of high-school kids, who are infused with unique superpowers, harness their abilities in order to save the world.

I couldn’t tell if it was PG or PG-13 the whole movie haha. So you could probably tell this is a little bit kid-ish My hg took the kids she babysat for over the weekend lmao so cute. I wish I had kids to take. I used to take clients to see movies. I miss that. But anyways. It’s just pure entertainment. This 5 bkids were so young lmao. I can’t. Wish I could have morphed into a superhero with my squad in high-school. That woulda been so lit.

The villain is cheesy but not really in a negative way. It went with the vibe of the movie. It’s literally an exact 2 hours, which made me so happy because I was able to mob to Core Power Yoga after. That 10pm Hot Power Fusion class saves lives.

Also if I was a Power Ranger, I’d def be purple. My hg said green. Both weren’t in the movie lmao. I thought it was super dope that they chose all 5 characters as different races. Statement <3.

I was up so fucking late last night :|. I went to bed when my roomie got up lmao. Honestly though, last night was the most fun I’ve had in a while. Truly. It was the Chocolate Sundaes after party at Pookey’s house in North Hills. No idea where I was but I was turnt. Btw, Pookey is the founder of CS at Laugh Factory, also Kevin Hart’s manager. Best believe I tripped when I found out lmao. Salute. He manages my fav comedian lmao. My girl is the sweetest for inviting me. Watching all the best comedians in LA ball is something everyone needs to experience.

Anyways. I was late af today. And that caused me to speed and completely miss my freeway exit and go an extra unneeded 15 minutes on the 110. Smh. I need help.

Thank god for yoga. And chocolate. And bud.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: MY girl saw Zay tn, so I’m hit you with my fav track from TDE.

Beauty and the Beast.

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You guyyyyssss. Beauty and the Beast was so good!! So pretty, so funny, so perfect. This post is going to be quick cause I got moves to make lmao. Me and my girl hit the 9pm showing at The Grove. Shout out to her for reminding me this movie was out. I feel like it was so hyped up for the longest time, and it’s finally here.

This next part had me dying lmao. I literally snuck in. Usually I have an intention to, but tonight, I swear, I had none. I strolled in (late per usual), and I notice no one was really paying attention. I literally walked right in. The ticket guy was just ripping tickets robotically. My cover was going to be I was looking for the parking validation machine. I mean, no one even noticed I walked over the ropes. I was dying inside. DYING. I just saved $15.50. That means a lot to me man lmao.

I meet my girl inside, and find her in one of the side rows. This theater was ginormous. And packed to the brim. Like I said, the hype is real. Funny thing is we came from the same spot lmao. Rotana was playing at Hotel Cafe and I had a plus one. If you guys get a chance, look her up. She was phenomenal. Her voice blew us away. I fell in love. Her personality was the best part.

Okay. I honestly don’t remember this Disney cartoon whatsoever lmao. But this was our childhood… brought to life! Definitely unnecessary to provide the (IMDB) plot, but here it is:

An adaptation of the Disney fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love.

Emma Watson is perfect. The film is part musical, so be prepared for that. I don’t see any guys going to see this unless a girl makes them tbh lmao. But you a real one if you are a dude that goes with all dudes lmao. The picture is so great in this film. It also comes in 3D, but who’s paying for that lmao. Also, it’s over two hours long. So be prepared for that.

Solid though. Go see it to be happy.

Okayyyyyy. LIFE.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: Saw Little Simz recently, and fell in love with her song “Wings.” She’s from the UK. Fire.

Lion.

Hey y’ll. It’s been a while lmao. Literally haven’t had time to see any movie in theaters. Which is a good thing and a bad thing. Been crazy busy. But I was sooooo excited to see this still playing when … Continue reading

Kong: Skull Island.

Guysssss. I just made the saddest connection. I got a flat tire on my way to class (sitting here now) and realized why. There was a knife that punctured a hole and I realized it’s the result of my reckless … Continue reading

The Great Wall.

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Man, my life is brazy lmao. Somehow, some way, I force myself to hang out with my rents the one weekend they visit lalaland. This is gonna be a short piece on how terrible The Great Wall was lmao. That’s right, you prolly haven’t even heard of it.

Or maybe you have. You’ve for sure heard of the main actor: Matt Damon. Smh. Why. First of all, it’s sci-fi. Ya girl hates sci-fi haha. Fantasy, they call it. My rents were visiting staying at the bougie ass J.W Marriot downtown, in my hood lmao. It’s connected to the Ritz Carlton, so of course I’ma ride off that. I’m fucking obsessed with that Plies track man lmao.

First of all, I was coming from Long Beach with a full face of makeup. I hated it lmao I felt gross af. Idk how people do it. Wait, I didn’t hate how it looked. The makeup artist did a fabulous job. It just was scary looking in the mirror lmao. I just didn’t want to be in public. And I was cold so I grabbed my usual hoodie, sweats, and Uggs.

The movie was at 7:15pm, but I walk in 15 min late bc I got in a fight with my brother lmao. You suck, bro. I needed the simplest fucking favor and he wouldn’t do it. I was about to raise hell. We def chose this movie bc it was the only one out I haven’t seen, plus my rents are Chinese.

IMDB Plot: European mercenaries searching for black powder become embroiled in the defense of the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures.

Wtf right lmao. Idk. It was cool for them bc there was a famous Chinese director and actress, but wtf. The picture was terrible. Green screen status. I literally can’t understand how major films think that’s okay. Like they could have done it the right way… idk. I get so turned off when a film has shitty or cheesy picture. It’s just an hour 45 minutes of action. And Matt Damon does not look like himself at all.

I think there was controversy on Matt being white and playing the role he did, but I’m not even gonna bother finding out lmao. As long as my rents enjoyed it, I’m happy.

My bro ran into Paul Gasol twice inside the hotel. You bet I’m jeal lmao. I also saw The Money Team in the building dressed super nice, and wanted to know the event lmao. Btw, this spot is fucking rich af. The valet is $45, even if you’re a guest of the hotel. WTF. Bye.

The club lounge is beyond cracking though. Unlimited food, drinks, wifi, VIEWS. I’m def coming back tmrw to work. Gotta take advantage. Fr tho. My day started with 4 hours of sleep (worse bc I took sleeping pills). I almost dozed off driving to LBC… it was worth it though. I fucking love doing dope shit, especially with the homies.

Vague enough? Okay. I got shit to do. Muah.

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TRACK OF THE DAY: Here you go.

Get Out.

Ahhhhh. Fuck. I finally met Uncle Snoop tonight. And it was beyond chill lmao. Everyone was taking photos with him and I legit just wanted to meet him, but eventually was next to him so long I figured why not lmao. We … Continue reading

Fist Fight.

Holy shit. Everyone has to see this movie!! It was straight comedy. I don’t think a single person who sits though it can deny it wasn’t anything short of hilarious. At least in our theater anyways. I was lucky enough … Continue reading

Sleight.

Man. I’m writing this bc I’m emo af. Plus I saw a movie last night, so perfect. This was a super advanced screening of Sleight, which hits theaters in April. Damn. That’s way in advance lmao. It was about a … Continue reading

Rings.

Smh lmao. Rings. We had high expectations cause the first Rings movie was bomb. Scary af. This was not lmao. It was more just pure entertainment. 9:30pm showing at Regal LA Live for half-off 8 dollar Tuesdays. Halla. Shout out to my … Continue reading